The Ellen DeGeneres Show

#ClassicJokeTuesday

Why can’t your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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Why did Santa spell his name “Caus”?

It had Noel.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why is Al Gore good at math when he dances?

He’s got Al Gore Rhythm.

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